Marathon Car Rental - Planes, Trains and Automobiles - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Coast Guard Youth Auxiliary is

Coast Guard Youth Auxiliary is just the kind of fake heritage label that sells itself

flanked by "MUNCIE" and "INDIANA

Curved distressed white text reads "FAIRMONT" above bold slab-serif lettering reading "BLACK DIAMONDS

A distressed white semi-truck cab rendered at a heroic angle sits below with a pink flying pig above it

" above large red serif "Pastrami" text

Marathon Car Rental - Planes, Trains and Automobiles - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Coast Guard Youth Auxiliary isRenting from Marathon means standing in an empty lot, cussing into frozen Kansas wind, with zero cars and zero sympathy. That counter agent's dead eyed smile is the final boss of corporate indifference. Inspired by Planes, Trains and Automobiles. The Details: Burgundy circular medallion contains a stylized portrait of the Marathon Rent A Car counter agent with dark hair and a ruffled collar. Dark text below reads "You're F*cked at" in a serif font. A