What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt wlp Inspired by The Great Outdoors

Inspired by The Great Outdoors

Distressed white stencil text below reads "I AIN'T GOT TIME" with bold white stencil text reading "TO BLEED" at the bottom

Here's a throwback T-Shirt tribute to Cowboy Curtis

Distressed stencil-style text in olive and cream reads "EM-50" with "URBAN ASSAULT VEHICLE" directly beneath

A golden-yellow vintage illustration of Sully's Porsche 911 Targa sits in side profile below

What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Unisex T-Shirt wlp Inspired by The Great OutdoorsNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.