Brad Hamilton - All American Burger - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_00s followed by red text reading

followed by red text reading "100% GUARANTEED BREAKFAST

calligraphic edges

A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982

Retiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle

Bold white sans-serif text reads "I like eating my family and my friends

Brad Hamilton - All American Burger - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_00s followed by red text readingEmployee of the month at All American Burger is the kind of honor that comes with a paper hat and zero career prospects. Brad Hamilton wore both with the dignity of a man who hadn't quit yet. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: Arched red text reads "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" surrounded by red and blue stars, above a portrait of Brad Hamilton in a paper hat and red fast food uniform. Wide white and blue serif text reads "ALLAMERICAN