Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Distressed cursive script reads "There

Distressed cursive script reads "There goes" above large white script lettering reading "Roy Hobbs" with orange outlines and swooping underline tails in a vintage baseball logo style

Arched dark brown distressed serif text reads "COFFEE" above a 1950s rubber-hose-style cartoon coffee cup mascot with a smiling face

In a timber town built on sawmills and hard work

and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation

accented by yellow lightning bolt impact lines at the snap point

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Distressed cursive script reads "TherePutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text