Smoke Brisket Not Meth - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Brown White sans-serif capitals read "14TH

White sans-serif capitals read "14TH & BALTIMORE" and "KANSAS CITY

Bold white text at the bottom reads "ROLLER RINK" within the green lower portion of the shield-shaped badge

Surviving 8-29-97 just meant watching Seinfeld instead of dodging Hunter-Killers

A crimson outline of Missouri with a small star marking a location sits between "ESTD" and "1901" in bold serif numerals

Inspired by Seinfeld

Smoke Brisket Not Meth - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Brown White sans-serif capitals read "14THFifties clip art dad standing next to his offset smoker like he's choosing between two completely valid Saturday morning activities is the most honest thing rural America has ever produced. The fact that "smoke" needs that kind of clarification tells you everything the census won't. The Details: A distressed white stencil style illustration of a clean cut man in a dress shirt and tie stands beside an offset barrel smoker with billowing smoke. Below,